Gronk Channels The Ultimate Warrior & Macho Man In New Commercial (VIDEO)

Rob Gronkowski

Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski could easily have a career as a WWE superstar when his football playing days are over. Gronk has all the intangibles to be successful. He is a full blown nut, has a magnetic personality & he throws around his body with reckless abandon.

Check out his audition tape (commercial).

Gronk is a perfect mixture of the Ultimate Warrior & The Macho Man….

When are we going to see him at Wrestlemania?

I have a feeling very, very soon!

Pot Of Baked Beans Goes To Wrestlezone!

Red Sox Report: What is Dombrowski’s Plan?

Dave Dombrowski seems to be a big fan of Jackie Bradley Jr., who has been red-hot at the plate in August.

The Red Sox made big changes on Tuesday, formally announcing Dave Dombrowski as new President of Baseball Operations, and Ben Cherington would no longer be GM for the Red Sox after this season. A lot of change to absorb, but a needed change, and what seems to be a promising one for the organization and the fans.

Dombrowski is a deemed a “baseball guy” through and through, and a guy who is well renown for retaining and acquiring the most talented players. He is an elite baseball talent evaluator, who will have a lot of say in baseball decisions along with the new GM, moving forward.

It is coincidental that young Red Sox players are starting to really come on late in the season. Guys like Jackie Bradley Jr, Travis Shaw and Blake Swihart have all proving their worth in the majors and are not 4A players so to speak. Along with Betts and Bogaerts, who have been consistent all year, the Red Sox have developed a wave of young players much like the Yankees team in late 90s – strong up the middle of the baseball diamond.

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Sox young pitchers Henry Owens and Eduardo Rodriguez have shown flashes of greatness, but have been plagued with inconsistency, as many young players seem to be when they first enter the majors. Since their call-ups from triple A, Owens and Rodriguez have been bright spots in the rotation compared to how the rotation of “all number 1 starters” going into the season have performed, particularly toward the beginning of the year. Dombrowski has made it very clear that pitching, particularly starting pitching, will be the focus going into the offseason.

It will be very interesting to see what Dombrowski’s plan will be, considering the young players are showing a lot of value. It will be interesting to see how many, if any, young players he will move in a trade. It will be interesting to see what he will do about the bad contracts of veteran players. He takes a win-at-all-costs approach and is a big front office figure for a team that needs change, so it may be a busy offseason.

Here is a list of players that Dombrowski (and who is hired as the new GM) could deal:

Hanley Ramirez– At this point, it seems that the Ramirez market is very small, and limited to AL teams that need a DH / lazy LF. Still, there could be a team that would be interested in signing him to be a DH, because he can still rake. What the Red Sox don’t need is his ass-hat-ness in LF, and the league worst plus-minus. I would think the front office would jump at any decent offer with a good return, even if it means eating some of his contract. The big contract doesn’t scare Dombrowski.

Mookie Betts – Chances of trading him are low, but if they can get a Chris Sale or Sonny Gray for Mookie and a package of minor leaguers, I would think the Dombrowski would pull the trigger on this, knowing the Red Sox have Jackie Bradley Jr. in the reserves at CF. This would acknowledge that the team really believes Bradley Jr. is ready to be a two-way player, after a dismal year and a half at the plate.

Jackie Bradley Jr. – He’s finally hitting, but for how long? The Red Sox were in the right in leaving him in Pawtucket to get his swing and approach straightened out. He has come out guns blazing in the month of August (.340, 18 RBI, 4 HR), thanks to his new-found ability to clean out inside fastballs and a much improved swing. His defense is elite, and you could get a team to jump at that kind of talent and promise. Either way, there is a log jam in the outfield. It’s either Mookie, Bradley or Hanley going, and most likely for starting pitching.

Wade Miley

Wade Miley figures to offer the most trade value of any Red Sox starting pitcher going into the offseason.

Wide Miley – Not that he deserves to be traded, but Miley seems to be the best candidate in the rotation. His contract is decent unlike Porcello’s, he is durable unlike Buchholz, and he is not a young pitcher that the Red Sox would want to develop. So he is the odd man out. A team could bite at the veteran and his contract. That way, the Red Sox have room to lure in an ace via another trade or free agency, something that Dombrowski really seems set on doing this offseason.

Dustin Pedroia – A crazy idea to think about with Pedroia being one of the longest tenured Red Sox and a fan favorite, but with Dombrowski, anyone is on the table. Pedroia brings leadership and grit, along with stellar defense and offense at a position that is at a premium. The Red Sox may want deal him because his is injury-prone and they have depth at 2B. Many contenders would be interested and the Red Sox could get a great return of prospects, even with his current contract going through 2021 at $14 million a year.

Blake Swihart – Like Mookie Betts, a Swihart trade would have to be for the right price. And like Betts, the Red Sox are at a premium at Swihart’s position, with Vazquez, who is also a promising young catcher who displays elite defense. It would be hard to trade Vazquez in the offseason because he is coming back from Tommy John surgery, and one of Vazquez’s best assets happens to be his arm. Swihart, who is batting .297 since the all-star break, might be another player that could land a number 1 or 2 starting pitcher as one of the featured player in a trade package. The Red Sox should just be cautious in doing so.

Brock Holt – The Sox lone all-star (should have been Bogaerts) has a high trade value, and could fit into many teams lineups with his versatility. His contract is very low, and Josh Rutledge is another utility guy that the Red Sox could rely on and seems to be playing well since the Red Sox acquired him at the all-star break. Seems like the right time for the 27 year old get dealt. The Red Sox could see a some bullpen help or a lower-end pitching prospects in return.

Open Letter To The Haters Of The New England Patriots Everywhere

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Dear Legions Of New England Patriots Haters,

You know who you are.

You work in Bristol, CT or on Park Avenue.

You live in Indianapolis, Baltimore, NY, Pittsburgh or one of the other 27 NFL cities.

You think the Patriots are cheaters, schemers and rival the Nazis for the vilest tyranny that the earth has ever seen.

Bill Belichick is the devil bugging locker rooms and Tom Brady is the boogie man hiding in the officials’ room with a needle.

That’s your skewed perception, so let’s chat about reality shall we?

You are jealous of the model franchise of the NFL and perhaps of all sports.

You hate Robert Kraft because he has a built a 4X Super Bowl champion out of the former laughing stock of the league….yes the Patriots were pathetic and were within a whisker of becoming the St. Louis Stallions (we WERE you, but we got sick of sucking and did something about it).

You despise Bill Belichick because he can out-coach the other 31 JV teams in his f’n sleep. Don’t hate him because he knows the NFL rule book better than his own children (You stop whining yet, John Harbaugh?).

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Mass Craft Beer Maker Strikes Back At Indy Swill Producer For Tom Brady Sux Cans (PHOTO)

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Wow how much more butt hurt could Indianapolis Colts fans be that they have to wage a war against Tom Brady with craft beer?

I friggin’ love craft beer but bet your bottom dollar, there is 0.0% chance my lips touch a can of this Indy swill from Sun King Brewery (no I will not back link to this bath water maker).

However, I may want to try your “Whiny Bitch” ale so I can quench my thirst (for a fifth Lombardi) with the tears of my enemies….but I digress.





So, how do New Englanders respond?

In grand fashion of course….

My next trip to the Craft Beer Cellar in Westford,  I will be buying myself some Blue Hills Brewery nectar for their “Andrew Luck Sux” retaliation!

And hey Indy, you better get all liquored up for your annual beatdown delivered by the Patriots and TB12 on October 18th.

You hate us because you ain’t us (someone needs to make this brew)!

Watch 76 Seconds Of Pure Patriots Porn: Do Your Job (VIDEO)

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The Patriots incredible victory over the Seahawks in Super Bowl 49 has been an everlasting orgasm for Pats fans. Well you can keep the ecstasy going with the NFL Network’s hardcore Patriots Porn entitled “Do Your Job” which premieres on Sept. 9th.




Be sure to have some kleenex handy….

Damn I need a cold shower and a cigarette now!

Pot Of Baked Beans Goes To @Sarge985!

Cam Neely’s Comics Come Home To Be Held On Nov. 7th At TD Garden

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The Cam Neely Foundation will be bringing the 21st “Comics Come Home” to TD Garden on Saturday, November 7th. The best of the best will be bringing the laughs including host Denis Leary, Louis CK, Lenny Clarke, Chris Distefano, Jimmy Fallon, Christine Hurley, Ray Romano, Steven Wright & many more.

All proceeds will go to the Cam Neely Foundation for cancer care. Over the last 20 years, this incredible event has raised a mind blowing $8 million dollars! Funds raised at this show will help pay for Tufts Medical Center’s Marlene Neely Endoscopy Suite in memory of Cam’s mother who passed away from colon cancer.

Here is the ordering info:

The 2015 Comics Come Home is presented by DCU for Kids and co-sponsored by Raptor. Presale for the event begins Wednesday, August 12th at 10am. Public on sale begins on Friday, August 14th at 10am and can be purchased online at www.ticketmaster.com or by calling (800)745-3000.

We hope to see you there for this great cause!

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