Tyler Seguin ENVY: Swiss Tabloid Says Bruins Star Was A SLOB
The NHL Lockout is FINALLY over and Bruins star Tyler Seguin is ready to continue his dominance. Seguin destroyed the Swiss league with EHC Biel by scoring 25 goals in 29 games. The Bruins star did not renew his contract with hopes the lockout would end which it did this past Sunday.
Now it looks like the Swiss have a case of Tyler Seguin ENVY.
They were not too thrilled that he left.
Now the SWISS tabloids are reporting that Seguin was a full blown SLOB.
The report comes from Swiss paper Blick, a tabloid through-and-through (it’s the kind of paper that made a photoshop to accompany the story). They spoke with the cleaning company hired to clean up Seguin’s rented apartment. As translated by The Local:
“The parquet floor was littered with coins worth 220 francs [$238],” Blick reported.
Coca-cola bottles, garbage and dirty linen lay scattered across the floor, while rotten bananas were left on a table, the newspaper said.
The bathroom was a shambles and the cleaning company spent a full day tidying the apartment.
In December, when Seguin returned to America, the staff were met with a similar stiff challenge.
Blick said the hockey player was “not versed in appliances” and as a result tried to wash his clothes in the dryer.
“He also did not know how to operate the dishwasher . . . when he ran out of clean plates, glasses and cutlery, he bought plastic tableware.”
Marc Lüpold, the managing director of the cleaning company, was diplomatic about the revelations.
“You could tell it was the first time a young, single man had an apartment,” Lüpold told Blick.
Jesus Christ really?
Everyone knows that the kid is my “BROMANCE”, but come on. He is 20 years old, good looking, famous and a hell of a hockey player.
He was probably with a different Swiss HOTTIE everyday. So what if he was slobby, have you ever been in a college dorm? 7 out of 10 are a FILTHY pit!
So Switzerland get off Tyler’s case, this is the first time your country has been news worthy since your “neutrality” in WWII.
So with that, GO BRUINS & I hope Seguin scores 35 goals!
All this house stuff is a bunch of crap. I do my laundry by myself quite often maybe I’ve called my mom twice about it #whohasnt
— Tyler Seguin (@tylerseguin92) January 9, 2013
Swiss Seguin ENVY…..geeesh!