B’s Beat: Which Bruins Player Had The Best “Pornstache”? (PHOTO)
Members of the Boston Bruins teamed up with Gillette for their Movember campaign to raise awareness for men’s health. Great cause, no doubt about it, but some of the players’ facial hair bordered on X-Rated. They would give adult star Ron Jeremy a run for his money for best “Pornstache”.
An otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.
3. Daniel Paille – the scary dude at the gym
2. Brad Marchand – the high class wannabe that would slip you a roofie
1. Loui Eriksson – the porn producer that shoots skin flicks in the back of his van
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