Category Archives: New England Patriots

Rob Gronkowski Thought Lipitor Was For Erectile Dysfunction (VIDEO)

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Rob Gronkowski played Marshawn Lynch in some Mortal Combat on Conan O’Brien. Innocent right? Harmless? It was all fun and games until Gronk got his drugs messed up….just slightly.

Wait for it….

Gronk doesn’t need Lipitor or Viagra, just plenty of KY….

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Julian Edelman & Sugar Shane Get Awkward In Smoothie Tyme (VIDEO)

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When Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman is not catching passes, throwing touchdowns or running back punts, he’s making Best Friend Smoothies with Sugar Shane Vereen.

And things may get a wee bit awkward…..

We hope both of them will be “Walking On Sunshine” at Super Bowl 49 in Arizona!

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This Patriots Montage Will Pump You Up Like A Deflated Football! (VIDEO)

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Now that Deflategate AKA The Foxboro Witch Hunt is losing air steam after Bill Belichick laid the smack down, Patriots fans can FINALLY focus on Super Bowl 49!

No more talk (hopefully) about bladders, PSI, air gauges or f’n CHEATING! Let’s discuss how the Patriots are going to shut down Marshawn Lynch and outwit the Seahawks’ stout defense!

So start getting PUMPED UP (pun intended) & JACKED For The Big Game with this WICKED PISSAH Patriots Montage!

Let’s Go Patriots!

EMBRACE THE HATE!

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Pats Witch Hunt: Panthers, Vikings Cheated By Heating Up Balls This Season

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As the Foxboro Witch Hunts (AKA Deflategate) drag on and on and on, stories are surfacing on how other franchises cheated by doctoring the balls. Brad Johnson of the 2002 World Champion Tampa Bay Bucs admitted to paying a ball boy to alter the footballs. But perhaps that is ancient history to most, so lets step into the hot tub/sauna time machine to November 30th, 2014.

The Panthers were taking on the Vikings in the coldest game in Minnesota in over 38 years. So cold in fact that BOTH teams “cheated” and/or “altered” the footballs by trying to heat them up which is indeed AGAINST NFL Rules.

ESPN:

NFL vice president of officiating Dean Blandino said Monday morning on NFL Network that officials warned both the Vikings and Panthers not to heat up the balls during Sunday’s game, and would remind teams this week not to heat game balls.

“You can’t do anything with the footballs in terms of any artificial, whether you’re heating them up, whether it’s a regular game ball or kicking ball, you can’t do anything to the football,” Blandino said. “So that was noticed during the game, both teams were made aware of it during the game and we will certainly remind the clubs as we get into more cold weather games that you can’t do anything with the football in terms of heating them up with those sideline heaters.”

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Being A Patriots Fan: The Foxboro Witch Trials (VIDEO)

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Welcome to the Foxboro Witch Trials where the media will try Patriots head coach Bill Belichick & quarterback Tom Brady for “deflate gate”. Let’s party like it’s 1692 all over again! Shall they be hung or prest to death for their crimes versus humanity (“cheating”)?

If it was up to ESPN…yes (cry me a f’n river Marc Brunell).

If it was up to every Rams, Panthers, Eagles, Jets, Ravens & Colts fan….yes.

If it was up to the mass media who came in droves to grill Tom Brady worse than Ray Rice (who knocked out his girlfriend )….HELL YES (they were in greater numbers than the Aaron Hernandez press conference….that guy who KILLED actual human beings not footballs)!

Guilty until proven innocent…that has been the Patriots way since 2007’s Spygate that will forever survive the test of time like the cockroach and the Twinkie.

They did their time but will NEVER pay for their crime. The New England Patriots will be forever shunned to purgatory where their cheatin’ demonic souls will be tortured FOREVER!

If the Colts beat the Patriots in the AFC Championship (which they got waxed 45-7), deflate gate DOES NOT SURFACE.

This Is A NON STORY.

Indy Star writer Bob Kravitz remains a NO BODY.

The Ravens DO NOT BECOME WHISTLE BLOWERS, if they did not blow not one but TWO 14 point leads.

They all HATE US because they AIN’T US!

That’s what happens when you have 15 winning seasons, win three Super Bowls & embark on your SIXTH trip to the big game….

Feel bad for you Seattle because the Patriots are going to take this all out on you…

Nothing personal, (sh*t you guys cheated too) we just need to give a big RED, WHITE & BLUE middle finger to the hordes of HATERS!

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