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Boston Bruins: Last Two Weeks By The Numbers For 11/21/15

The Bruins continue to try to find their legs and eliminate the “passengers” they have on the ice, but it’s been a tough go of late. Over the last two weeks, however, the power play did something it hadn’t accomplished since the 2006 season, a local kid scored in his first game, they continued their trend of not being able to win in high-scoring games and keep losing at home this century to one Western Conference foe. This is Boston Bruins: Last Two Weeks By The Numbers.


Frank Vatrano had a memorable NHL debut for the Bruins on Nov. 7.

Frank Vatrano had a memorable NHL debut for the Bruins on Nov. 7.

1: Frank Vatrano made his NHL debut on Nov. 7 and became the first Massachusetts-born Bruins player to score in his first NHL game since Shawn Bates on Oct. 2, 1997. He became the second Bruin this season to score in his first career NHL game, joining Tyler Randell.

1: Jonas Gustavsson took the loss against the Canadiens, 4-2, on Nov. 7, giving him his first loss as a Bruin in his fourth start.

1: Zach Trotman recorded his first point of the season with an assist on David Krejci’s goal in the 3-1 win over the Red Wings on Saturday.

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NESN’s Sarah Davis Had Something Dirty On Her Mind (VIDEO)

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NESN’s Sarah Davis is very easy on the eyes and she has a very dirty mind. During the Bruins game on Thursday night, she had a freudian slip when talking about Dennis Seidenberg’s return to the line up.

Disc and dick easy slip up right?

It’s okay Sarah, Seids coming back to help the Bruins porous defense gets me all hot and bothered too….

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Big Bad Bruins Brawls: Best 25 Minutes Of Your Day (VIDEO)

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Pretty much nothing beats a good ole hockey fight…..well except 25 minutes of Big Bad Bruins brawls, donney brooks and slobber knockers. Sit back grab a sixer and enjoy some of the best fights in Black and Gold history.

You’re welcome…..

Whoever this mysterious “The Mook” is, he deserves a Oscar for this bloody masterpiece!

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Boston Bruins: Last Two Weeks By The Numbers For 11/7/15

The Bruins appeared to have gotten things turned around after their 0-3-0 start as they rattled off five in a row to close out October. Faltering in their last two games and losing one of their leaders in the process, however, leaves the B’s at 6-5-1 with a tough test of back-to-backs on the horizon this weekend. The last two weeks have seen the team earn their latest first home victory in quite some time, some milestone point accomplishments for a couple of longtime centermen, a really hot power play, a not-so-great welcome back to a former player and the team accomplishing something they’ve only done one other time – in 2010-11. This is Boston Bruins: Last Two Weeks By The Numbers.

Brett Connolly celebrates with David Krejci after scoring for one of the best offenses in the league.

Brett Connolly celebrates with David Krejci after scoring for one of the best offenses in the league.

1: The B’s got their first win without Tyler Randell in the lineup on Halloween with a 3-1 victory over the Lightning. They had been 0-3-0 without him in the lineup this season and 5-0-1 with him in there at that point.

1: Brad Marchand was named the NHL’s First Star of the Week for the week ending Nov. 1. The winger totaled a league-leading four goals and two assists in three Bruins’ wins.

1: Former Bruin, Tyler Seguin, scored his first three goals as a visitor at TD Garden as the Stars beat the Bruins, 5-3, on Tuesday.

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Habs Players Have A Balloon Animal Duel….Seriously (VIDEO)

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Yes folks, I seriously can’t make this sh*t up.

And yes I can’t believe I could get a screen grab of Habs player Torrey Mitchell pleasing his balloon dong…..

Montreal Canadiens fans, you find this entertaining? Is it a French Canadian “thing”?

I mean Dale Weise is a complete weasel and I would assume diving would be more his wheel house than inflatable schlongs….

So happy I am a Bruins fan!

Open Letter To Tuukka Rask: It’s Ok To Sit For A Bit

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Dear Tuuuuuuuuuuukkaaaaaaaaaaa,

Let me start this letter by saying, I love you man! I am a huge fan and have been since you took over for Captain Coo-Coo Tim Thomas!

You have been solid and all world especially in 2013, playing like the franchise goaltender you are, leading my beloved Bruins to the Cup Final versus the Blackhawks. I don’t blame you for the series loss, you posted unworldly numbers closely similar to Tim Thomas’ epic run in 2011.

The Hawks were better….end of story.

I say and have been saying f*ck the legion of haters branding “17 seconds” on your back.

You don’t play defense and you do not score goals (hello Chris Kelly….open net).

Last season, was just a perfect storm/dumpster fire. Your former GM, Peter “the destroyer of franchises” Chiarelli traded away one of your best defensemen in Johnny Boychuck and gave you no reliable backup. Playing 70 games and you still posted elite goalie numbers. Too bad your teammates couldn’t win a shootout to save their lives. If you got one bounce, you make the playoffs.

Of course the haters blamed you again….

They blame you soley for your team’s dismal play against the hated Habs. It’s been a failure from coaching to the defense to the forwards and between the pipes.

Then this season…..which started off as a nightmare wrapped in a disaster…

Your two former stalwart now aging defensemen were injured leaving Adam F’N McQuaid as your #1 d-man at the beginning of the season.

Sweet Jesus, the HORROR!

The rest of the defensive corps rounded out with Torey Krug and a revolving door of young, inexperienced blue liners.

Is this your fault either?


However, your play has been suffering, perhaps you are putting too much pressure on yourself.

I admire that you don’t make excuses and you take the blame…true professional.

You finally have a back-up that has been solid between the pipes thus far in Jonas Gustavsson.

And he is winning, so Tuuks swallow your pride and ride the pine a bit.

Gather your wits together and do what is best for the team….don’t fret this is still YOUR team.

They just need to gel some more and realize that.

You will be back where you belong shortly.

Your biggest supporter,

Joe Gill

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