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NBC Trolls Bruins After 9-2 Dumpster Fire Versus Kings (TWEET)

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Milan Lucic was probably happy that he is no longer on the Bruins especially after his new team, the Kings destroyed them 9-2 at TD Garden. Wow, Bruins fans I guess the Winter Classic was a barn burner compared to the this dumpster fire.




It was so downright embarrassing NBC trolled the Bruins and their fans:

Jesus, the pussification of the Boston Bruins is in full swing!

Not Big or Bad: The Pussification Of The Bruins

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Warning: If you are all about Unicorns and Cotton Candy when it comes to the Boston Bruins, this article will offend you.

pussification

pussification (noun): the state in which a society hockey team becomes less and less tough. This noun’s originator is the famous comedian George Carlin.

“We are undergoing a pussification of our entire society hockey team.”

The Big Bad Bruins are long, gone and hard to find. That leadership, mentality, toughness, and killer instinct went to Florida (Thornton), L.A. (Lucic), New York (Boychuck) & Columbus (Campbell).




Well, the Bruins wanted to go in a different direction with the fourth line so that is why the whole Merlot line is playing somewhere else. Now the “checking line” is neither gritty nor skilled. It’s basically a black hole for players who are underachieving or who should not even be with the parent club.

Granted Lucic would be asking for a lot of money if he went to free agency, but he is looking well worth it as the Jimmy Hayes and Brett Connolly experiments are failing miserably. Neither player can score or take the body, so what do they bring to the table?

The answer: I have NO F*CKING Idea!

If you do, please leave a comment below.

Then there is Johnny Boychuck. Yes, 95% of Bruins fans will say, it’s in the past, let it go.

No, I will not and I cannot.

Since Boychuck was given away like a 3 legged chair at a yard sale, the Bruins defense has been a debacle and that’s putting it mildly. Boychuck was/still is everything the B’s need right now…..TOUGH, GRITTYDEPENDABLE & CAN CLEAR THE DAMN CREASE! That trade more than any other has put the defense’s balls in a vice.

Chara and Seidenberg are not the same guys from 2011 or 2013 for that matter. Boychuck would have taken minutes off their aging shoulders and legs.

We can thank Peter Chiarelli’s assassination of the franchise to for this blue line debacle.

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Boston Sports Blogapalooza Is On The Comeback Trail!

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After a one year hiatus, Boston Sports Blogapalooza is on the comeback trail! Planning is in the works to nail down a venue, sponsors and a date. Right now Chazzrock Productions is working feverishly to confirm all the details!

Our friends at Ring Communnications have been lending a helping hand for booking the wicked awesome location!  We are targeting Mid May so stay tuned on all the usual channels!

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Sponsors are still needed to make this event a reality, so if your company or someone you know may be interested, please email chazzrockproductions@gmail.com for more information.

For those who have attended Palooza since it’s inception in 2010, you know what to expect!

For those who never heard of Boston Sports Blogapalooza, it is the networking event where Boston sports and digital media collide! If you have a blog, like to tweet or have a podcast about the Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics or Bruins this is place to meet other people in your craft!

This is something you NO LONGER do in your Mom’s basement, so keep checking back and get ready to GET YOUR BLOG ON AGAIN at #PaloozaSpring16!

Patriots Fans Should Boycott Playboy After This Garbage (PHOTO)

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Rob Fee of Playboy.com comes off as a real comedian (he’s from Kentucky and must be a Bungles fan which is funny in itself) with his article “A Day In The Life Of A New England Patriots Fan”. His article appeared on that website that shows air brushed women and has articles that people allegedly read like this trash on January 7th.

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Then this Bungles loving clown decides to re-post this on Huffington Post only a few days after the Patriots lost to the Broncos in their bid to reach an incredible SEVENTH Super Bowl with the Hoodie and G.O.A.T. combo.




Guess it wasn’t funny 3 weeks ago and still isn’t now….so who is hatin’ on who Rob?

Mr. Fee, Patriots fans have every right to defend themselves and shield themselves from the Hate Train. Every team cheats, but the Patriots got the whistle blown on them for Spygate by a former employee, Eric Mangini who took part in “the cheating” when he was on Belichick’s staff.

Guess it was okay then, but not when it worked against him and the NYJ.

And we all know Deflategate is an utter disgrace when Tom Brady gets crucified for being “Generally Aware” of football pressure and Peyton Manning skates free while injecting HGH in his FIVEhead.

You all hate us because you aint us!

The Patriots weren’t always this good, we actually sucked so bad in the early 90’s that the team almost moved to f’n St. Louis, know that city who just lost their second franchise.

I have been a fan of this team for over 30 years (season ticket holder for 21), I have seen the GOOD (over the last 15 years), The BAD (most of the previous 40) & UGLY. So save your finger pointing , name calling and “humor” because We F*CKING EARNED THIS!

We stayed true to our hometown franchise and we are reaping the benefits….so sorry not sorry!

NOTE: Ok the goddess wearing the Pats shirt is WICKED HAWT!

Tom Brady Thanks The Fans In A Classy, Simple Fashion (PHOTO)

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Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady fell short of his goal of reaching a mind blowing seventh Super Bowl and taking home his fifth Lombardi trophy. Even though not at his best, he fought to the last play of his tenth AFC Championship (still INCREDIBLE just writing all those achievements).




He took out some time to thank the fans for all their support in a classy, simple fashion….a hand written note.

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Truth be told, we should all be eternally grateful for witnessing the brilliance of the greatest quarterback to every play the game.

Patriots – Broncos: Fitzy’s Back, Taiwan Time & Five Heads (VIDEOS)

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The big game is almost upon us and our favorite Townie Fitzy is back to give his take on the Patriots – Broncos game. Of course his commentary is WICKED PISSAH as always.

And there’s more….




That crazy cartoon crew from Taiwan has their wacky take on how Brady vs. Manning 17 will go down.

And we wrap up with this piece of internet gold, Peyton Manning has a big greasy FIVE Head….




That was a nice comedic respite, but is it 3pm on Sunday yet??!?!

You can kill some more time watching 2016 super bowl commercials!

Pot of Baked Beans Goes To Off The Monster!

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