The Florida Panthers continue to embarrass themselves on the ice and i n the marketing office.
Look at their latest marketing faux pas:
Well, Tim Thomas fans attending the tilt versus the Bruins tonight, you will be getting a collectible bobble head because….
Timmy got traded to Dallas.
Move the damn team to Quebec City where they actually give f*cks!
Jordan Caron is not the 13th best forward on the Bruins…he really is “The Batman”. Even though Caron has been more Riddler or Joker thus far in his NHL career.
Dougie Hamilton is not the young, puck moving defenseman of the B’s….his real identity is “Robin”. He should give the tights to Caron because Dougie is more super hero than super zero (Caron).
Not sure who Brad Marchand would be…I am thinking the Penguin.
Pot Of Baked Beans Goes To Reddit!
The Bruins landed a veteran to bolster their blue line. According to Dan Murphy of Sportsnet, Boston added Andrej Meszaros from the Philadelphia Flyers.
The Bruins give up a 3rd round pick to Philly.
Meszaros has been in the NHL since 2005 with 219 career points and he is a fellow Slovak countrymen of Zdeno Chara.
Start ordering those Meszaros jerseys…..
There is no doubt about it, 2014 is the year of Z. Bruins captain Zdeno Chara is about to go viral yet again with the sequel to Sochi’s #PicsWithZdeno with #CharaShop.
SB Nation’s Bruins blog Stanley Cup of Chowder is running a brilliant contest testing your photoshop skills with the Zdeno Chara picture above.
And the entries are just WICKED PISSAH!
So far Nick B. is in the lead with Jacko & the Hand Of God submissions!
Just one month after Bruins fans got all hot and bothered about an Original Six battle versus the Habs At Gillette Stadium, looks like (typical) Montreal may be pulling the plug.
Well I hope Renaud’s sources are as accurate as his spelling of Gillette Stadium…
Don’t F*ck this up Montreal!
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Bruins winger Brad Marchand is utilizing the all amazing Twitter Machine as of late. He has been hanging with movie stars like John Travolta, bromancing with Krug & re-connecting with Andy Ference. Take a few minutes and enter the mind of the Nose Face Killah.
Then there is the PRICELESS audio captured by NBC during the Bruins-Rangers game from one Johnny “Boom Boom” Boychuk.
You gotta love that technology stuff!