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Habs Players Have A Balloon Animal Duel….Seriously (VIDEO)

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Yes folks, I seriously can’t make this sh*t up.

And yes I can’t believe I could get a screen grab of Habs player Torrey Mitchell pleasing his balloon dong…..

Montreal Canadiens fans, you find this entertaining? Is it a French Canadian “thing”?

I mean Dale Weise is a complete weasel and I would assume diving would be more his wheel house than inflatable schlongs….

So happy I am a Bruins fan!

This Tom Brady Ugly Sweater Is The G.O.A.T (PHOTO)

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I attended the Patriots sixth straight win at Gillette stadium, a 30-23 victory over the hated New York Jets. Almost as fantastic as the outcome, is what I saw on the concourse near the section 336 stairs.

My buddy and I saw a gentleman wearing a Pats onesie.

It was friggin wicked pissah…..

But there was more….just like Clark Kent opens his shirt to expose the Superman logo this dude opened his Patriots footy pajamas to unveil the greatest ugly sweater of all time (no not the one above)……Tom F’n Brady!

tom brady ugly sweater

This dude probably got dirty sweaty, ugly sweater nookie in a port-o-potty in the P10 parking lot after the game.

If you want to be like this guy or be with this guy, get your TB12 Ugly Sweater here!


Open Letter To Tuukka Rask: It’s Ok To Sit For A Bit

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Dear Tuuuuuuuuuuukkaaaaaaaaaaa,

Let me start this letter by saying, I love you man! I am a huge fan and have been since you took over for Captain Coo-Coo Tim Thomas!

You have been solid and all world especially in 2013, playing like the franchise goaltender you are, leading my beloved Bruins to the Cup Final versus the Blackhawks. I don’t blame you for the series loss, you posted unworldly numbers closely similar to Tim Thomas’ epic run in 2011.

The Hawks were better….end of story.

I say and have been saying f*ck the legion of haters branding “17 seconds” on your back.

You don’t play defense and you do not score goals (hello Chris Kelly….open net).

Last season, was just a perfect storm/dumpster fire. Your former GM, Peter “the destroyer of franchises” Chiarelli traded away one of your best defensemen in Johnny Boychuck and gave you no reliable backup. Playing 70 games and you still posted elite goalie numbers. Too bad your teammates couldn’t win a shootout to save their lives. If you got one bounce, you make the playoffs.

Of course the haters blamed you again….

They blame you soley for your team’s dismal play against the hated Habs. It’s been a failure from coaching to the defense to the forwards and between the pipes.

Then this season…..which started off as a nightmare wrapped in a disaster…

Your two former stalwart now aging defensemen were injured leaving Adam F’N McQuaid as your #1 d-man at the beginning of the season.

Sweet Jesus, the HORROR!

The rest of the defensive corps rounded out with Torey Krug and a revolving door of young, inexperienced blue liners.

Is this your fault either?


However, your play has been suffering, perhaps you are putting too much pressure on yourself.

I admire that you don’t make excuses and you take the blame…true professional.

You finally have a back-up that has been solid between the pipes thus far in Jonas Gustavsson.

And he is winning, so Tuuks swallow your pride and ride the pine a bit.

Gather your wits together and do what is best for the team….don’t fret this is still YOUR team.

They just need to gel some more and realize that.

You will be back where you belong shortly.

Your biggest supporter,

Joe Gill

Patriots’ Malcolm Butler Immortalized In Bobble Head Glory (PHOTOS)


Patriots’ cornerback Malcolm Butler will forever be remembered for his interception that clinched Super Bowl 49. Now “The Butler” has been immortalized in Bobble Head Glory! This is a limited edition and only 144 are available for sale. This is a must for any Patriots fan’s man or woman cave!


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If you are not able to get one of your own, you will be able to visit Malcolm Butler at the Bobble Head Hall Of Fame opening soon!

Colts Fans Release Beer That Trolls Tom Brady & The Patriots (PHOTO)

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Those damn Colts fans will never learn. I guess they NEVER heard of Karma.

Their team is a bunch of rats.

They cheer on a franchise that they stolen from Baltimore and they revel in “AFC Finalist” banners.

Now they brew beer called “Deflator Doppelbock”. Indianapolis brewery Flat 12 (named after Colts QB Andrew Luck who has been nothing but flat vs. the Pats) Bierwerks has created this swill that trolls on Tom Brady & The Patriots which will be released today.

defator beer

Colts fans enjoy this pint of piss as Patriots fans will savor a warm bowl of this….

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Pot Of Baked Beans Goes To Jerry Thornton!

INDY GFY: Fitzy’s Message To The Colts & Their Fans (VIDEO)


The time is finally upon.


Our favorite townie Fitzy Fitzgerald has a special video message to the Colts and their fans on the eve of Patriotsgeddon in Indianapolis!

NO ONE likes rats or stool pigeons or jealous b*tches.

The Hoodie and TB12 are going to rain fire and brimstone on your pathetic little franchise (which you stole from Baltimore in the middle of the night CHEATING a whole fan base from their team).

Prediction: Pats 55 Colts 3

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So Jim Irsay start popping your pills ow, it’s going to be a long f’n night!


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