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Fitzy’s Take On The Popsicle Headache That Is Deflategate (VIDEO)

The NFL led by the bumbling fool that is Roger Goodell has successfully crucified Tom Brady for his crimes against the pigskin. The Patriots QB has been suspended four games which is as much Ben Roethlisberger got for rape.

Sounds about right for Roger Goodell…..

So cure your pissedoffness Patriots’ Nation and let Fitzy’s comedic rant on the Popsicle headache that is Deflategate wash over you.

Because god knows we need it…..

We actually should thank Roger Goodell for pissing Brady off because all he does with adversity is this….

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You Hate Us Because You Ain’t Us! 

The Crucifixion Of Tom Brady

 

The Crucifixion of Tom Brady

Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady will soon be nailed to the NFL Shield and will be made an example of.

Everyone outside the six New England States (well maybe not Connecticut) will salivate and feed their blood lust on the day of Brady’s crucifixion (suspension).

For what, what heinous act did he commit against the most powerful sports league on the earth?

Did he punch his wife in the face and knock her out cold like Ray Rice? No.

Did he whip his child with a tree branch like Adrian Peterson? No.

Did Tom Brady throw bleach on a woman’s face or drag her alongside a car like Terrell Suggs? No.

Did he sexually assault a woman in a bathroom like fellow Super Bowl Winning Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger?

That would be another resounding NO.

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Patriots Players Living It Up At The Kentucky Derby (PHOTOS)

Patriots At The Kentucky Derby

Past and present Patriots players descended on this year’s Kentucky Derby. Of course no one made their presence more felt than Rob Gronkowski, as he was rocking a plaid suit to the big race.

Gronkowski at the Kentucky Derby

Gronk was found last night sporting a t-shirt and tie with teammates, Julian Edelman and Danny Amendola.

Former Pats d-lineman Vince Wilfork was also in attendance along with Wes Welker and Lonnie Paxton.

Greatest sports day of the year for the Super Bowl Champions? Maybe February 1st was a tad bit greater….

Pot of Baked Beans Goes To Next Impulse Sports & The Big Lead!

The Story Of Little Liam Fitzgerald Will Melt Your Heart (VIDEO)

Liam Fitzgerald

You may know him as the “Fist Bump” kid or USA Today’s fan of the year. Boston Bruins fans and the people of New England just know him as little Liam Fitzgerald. The boy that has taken on Downs Syndrome AND Cancer like a champion.

He does not know the word QUIT.

Learn more about this amazing little boy from ESPN’s E:60 documentary.

It will surely melt your heart.

Love ya Liam!

Pot of Baked Beans Goes To Weekend At Bergy’s!

New York Post Hates On Tom Brady For White House Visit Conflict

Tom Brady

The HATE for the New England Patriots and now Tom Brady is just plain nauseating. Winning spawns jealousy and no place is more jealous than New York especially Jets land.

And the RAG Gang Green reads is the New York Post. They probably bow down to this tool, David K. Lee. When he is not writing about block busting news stories about auctions and craigslist, he is bashing 4 time Super Bowl Champion (3 more Super Bowls than the New York Jets, in case you are keeping score) Tom Brady.

I guess Nutty the squirrel wasn’t water skiing today….

David knows click bait with this title, “Tom Brady Blows Off Patriots Visit To White House”, well he got me…….pissed off.

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The Autopsy Of The 2014-5 Boston Bruins

Boston Bruins autopsy

VICTIM NAME:

BOSTON BRUINS

TIME OF DEATH:

945PM, APRIL 11TH 2015

CAUSES OF DEATH:

  1. MISMANAGEMENT OF THE SALARY CAP (IGINLA & BOYCHUK)
  2. SIGNING EVERY SINGLE CORE PLAYER TO LONG TERM CONTRACTS
  3. GIVING OUT NO TRADE CLAUSES LIKE CANDY
  4. TERRIBLE DRAFTS BESIDES PASTRNAK
  5. LITTLE TO NO IMPROVEMENT OF THE ROSTER AT THE TRADE DEADLINE (FOR MULTIPLE SEASONS)
  6. STICKING WITH PLAYERS THAT HAVE NOTHING LEFT OR NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO BEGIN WITH (KELLY, CAMPBELL, PAILLE, BARTKOWSKI)
  7. NO FAITH OR TRUST IN YOUNG PLAYERS (SPOONER)
  8. NO IDENTITY (NOT BIG, NOT BAD, NOT FAST, NOT TOUGH)
  9. PLAYING WITH NO URGENCY, DESPERATION OR KILLER INSTINCT FOR THE BALANCE OF THE SEASON
  10. A ONCE PROUD DEFENSE REDUCED TO A SHELL OF ITS FORMER SELF 
  11. COULDN’T SCORE IN A NURSING HOME


Well, that’s it kids.

The Boston Bruins went from a Stanley Cup finalist to a President’s Trophy Winner to out of the f’n playoffs. How does that even happen?

Well you have a GM that could f*ck up a one car funeral procession.

A coach who sticks with “his guys” way too long and has a phobia for young offensive talent.

Too many players being passengers on this team and too many “core” guys were way too comfortable because of their no trade clauses and big fat contracts.

The only bright spots for the 2014-5 Boston Bruins were Patrice Bergeron (which is a given every year) and the rise of the kids (Pastrnak & Spooner).

And that is about it.

Just as your parents said to you when you did something wrong, “Hey Bruins, I am not mad, I am just EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED!”

 

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