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Shit Pats Fans Say : The 2015 Playoffs Edition (VIDEO)

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Wicked Big Pats fans Fitzy & Kippah are back with their Shit Pats Fans Say: The 2015 Playoff Edition. Our favorite Townies are ready for the push by TB12 and the boys for Super Bowl Ring Number FOUR.


How many of these things have you said? Be honest!

We are going all the friggin’ way this year! And Eli isn’t there with his horseshoe up his ass to stop us!

The Bruins Have Hit Rock Bottom, Your Move Peter

 

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Just one season removed from being the best team in the NHL during the regular season, the Boston Bruins have hit rock bottom.

They have no grit, no snarl (just watch the tape of their 6-2 thrashing at the hands of the MIGHTY Columbus Blue Jackets).

They are no longer BIG & BAD.

The Black & Gold are just sad and listless.

The heart & soul they displayed during the 2011 Cup winning season and the 2013 Final appearance have been ripped from their chests while their lifeless carcasses have been left to rot on the ice.

That heart & soul consisted of such character players and leaders as Andrew Ference, Shawn Thornton & Johnny Boychuk.  What the hell, throw Jarome Iginla in that category as well. He helped poke, prod and motivate both Lucic and Krejci to productive regular season performances last year.

This season those heart & soul guys have been replaced by the likes of Jordan Caron, Matt Bartkowski, Seth Griffith, Matt Fraser, Alex Khoklachev, Bobby Robbins, and Craig Cunningham.

All decent players in the AHL but not NHL caliber.

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This Bruins Montage Will Bring A Black & Gold Tear To Your Eye (VIDEO)

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There are tens of thousands of Bruins montages out there. Some are great and some not so much. However, NO montage encapsulates the rich and glorious history of the Spoked B like this.

This Bruins montage WILL bring a black and gold tear to your eye!

You can’t stop it, you only hope you can contain yourself. But let your love for the Bruins flow and let the world know it!

Let’s just home the 2014-5 team can turn it around and add to these beautiful hockey moments!

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Fist Bumping Bruins Fan Liam Up For USA Today’s Best Fan Of 2014

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How could you forget that adorable little Bruins fan Liam fist bumping the team as they left the ice?  His smile is priceless and his passion for his favorite hockey team is unstoppable.

And oh yeah, he kicked cancer’s butt!

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Please vote for Liam Fitzgerald as USA Today’s Best Fan Of 2014!

UPDATE: Liam Won With 95% Of The Vote! 

How can you deny that adorable little guy!

NOTE: I work with his babysitter and she says he is a true joy! 

GO LIAM! Who the heck wants Drake to win?!

Dear Patriots, Enough With The Optum Field Lounge Propaganda

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Dear Patriots/Bob Kraft,

Please stop ramming the new fancy pants Optum Field Lounge down my throat. I have already received emails and today you are pushing it on me through snail mail. I can barely afford my tickets in section 336 AKA the third ring of the Saturn as it is. Now you want me to fork over an ADDITIONAL $1500 for admission to “a climate controlled indoor lounge complete with HD screens, media walls & state of the art technology.” If I wanted all that I would STAY HOME, not sit in hours of traffic, not pay $40 to park & not shell out $15 for a frosty adult beverage.

So cut the corporate crap…

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I could only imagine the FURY and BETRAYAL of the now displaced season ticket holders who have  had seats in the future home of this yuppie haven. The blue collar fans that “used to” make up the Patriots fan base can’t afford this shangri la dee da anyways. So don’t pitch this to season ticket holders, rather sell it to the people who can afford it. Oh wait, they are already eating filet mignon and drinking Cristal in Putnam club.

Why not ask the season ticket holders what they want…rather than what you think we want!

Yours truly,

Joe Gill

STH since 1994

 

 

Rob Gronkowski Does Sit Ups While Watching Sponge Bob…Big Surprise (VIDEO)

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Patriots all-world tight end Rob Gronkowski has many secrets to reveal of late. Gronk loves playing with kittens (insert a billion dirty jokes here). He likes to work out while watching cartoons. Yes, this is not surprising either.

Sponge Bob really? Oh yeah, I know why the whole bikini bottom thing. Gronk probably thinks it’s some sort of soft porn.

Gotta love Gronk being Gronk!

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