Dear Fans Of The NY Jets,
You are the most jealous and laughable fan base in all of sports.
You have not won anything of significance since 1969 when dudes wearing fur coats was still considered fashionable.
One of your many inept quarterbacks actually ran straight into his lineman’s ass resulting in the infamous “Butt Fumble” (in case your forgot, here it is again) which the whole country witnessed at they choked on their drumsticks in laughter on Thanksgiving night.
Your team actually fell for a fake spike (here it is again, in case you forgot this too).
Fireman Ed friggin’ retired because being a fan of the laughing stock of the NFL just wasn’t worth it anymore.
Bet Ed is home wearing his Brady jersey….he wants to be a winner and I don’t blame him.