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Gronk Channels The Ultimate Warrior & Macho Man In New Commercial (VIDEO)

Rob Gronkowski

Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski could easily have a career as a WWE superstar when his football playing days are over. Gronk has all the intangibles to be successful. He is a full blown nut, has a magnetic personality & he throws around his body with reckless abandon.

Check out his audition tape (commercial).

Gronk is a perfect mixture of the Ultimate Warrior & The Macho Man….

When are we going to see him at Wrestlemania?

I have a feeling very, very soon!

Pot Of Baked Beans Goes To Wrestlezone!

Open Letter To The Haters Of The New England Patriots Everywhere

New England Patriots

 

Dear Legions Of New England Patriots Haters,

You know who you are.

You work in Bristol, CT or on Park Avenue.

You live in Indianapolis, Baltimore, NY, Pittsburgh or one of the other 27 NFL cities.

You think the Patriots are cheaters, schemers and rival the Nazis for the vilest tyranny that the earth has ever seen.

Bill Belichick is the devil bugging locker rooms and Tom Brady is the boogie man hiding in the officials’ room with a needle.

That’s your skewed perception, so let’s chat about reality shall we?

You are jealous of the model franchise of the NFL and perhaps of all sports.

You hate Robert Kraft because he has a built a 4X Super Bowl champion out of the former laughing stock of the league….yes the Patriots were pathetic and were within a whisker of becoming the St. Louis Stallions (we WERE you, but we got sick of sucking and did something about it).

You despise Bill Belichick because he can out-coach the other 31 JV teams in his f’n sleep. Don’t hate him because he knows the NFL rule book better than his own children (You stop whining yet, John Harbaugh?).

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Watch 76 Seconds Of Pure Patriots Porn: Do Your Job (VIDEO)

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The Patriots incredible victory over the Seahawks in Super Bowl 49 has been an everlasting orgasm for Pats fans. Well you can keep the ecstasy going with the NFL Network’s hardcore Patriots Porn entitled “Do Your Job” which premieres on Sept. 9th.




Be sure to have some kleenex handy….

Damn I need a cold shower and a cigarette now!

Pot Of Baked Beans Goes To @Sarge985!

Watch Brady & Belichick Destroy A Legion Of Goodell Cyborgs (VIDEO)

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It has been over 6 months that the sham that is “Deflategate” has dragged on. Day by day the NFL is taking the crown as the laughing stock of professional sports with their whole bumbling Keystone Cops routine. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and his legion of minions are continuing to destroy the great game of football. So much so that people may question if Roger Goodell is even human at all.




And if you ask Tom Brady and Bill Belichick they know that Goodell is nothing more than a cyborg sent to destroy the world….

Can we just end this nonsense and just let the Patriots and Tom Brady rip the hearts out of their opponents’ chests on route to back to back Super Bowl Championships?

Pot of Boston Baked Beans Goes To The Sports Grid!

EA Sports Uses Tom Brady & Twitter To Destroy Seahawks (PHOTOS)

EA Sports

Hey Seattle, why are you messing with the all holy EA Sports Madden ’16? The same game that pretty much predicted Super 49 score for score? They evidently have a direct line to the football gods and bitching about your player rankings has angered them.

Silly little Seahawks…




Let the twitter inferno begin….

Damn that has to hurt like a lot….. Well maybe not as bad as this….or perhaps some TB12 right in that gaping open wound?

Just accept that your head coach made the worst call in Super Bowl history and shut it!

Big Papi & Gronk Sing A Latin Love Song About Iced Coffee (VIDEO)

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Big Papi & Gronk have teamed up again with Dunkin’ Donuts for something a little softer. This new singing sensation has done a love song that Jon Secada would be proud of.

Get your lady, an iced coffee and make some sweet amor.

Oh yeah for all the youngins out there this is Jon Secada….

Linen clothes for all!

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